The Bluegrass State

It's not delivery it's digiorno. How do you spell that? I have no clue. But that pizza blows, the slogan should be "It's not delivery, it's disgusting". At least they have bread sticks now, I bet those are good. Speaking of pizza, tomorrow is Wednesday, and that means it's hump day.

The Fourth of July is fast approaching and that means one thing, parades! What better way to celebrate our independence than by walking down a road? Fireworks are cool cuz you can blow shit up and I say any reason is a good reason to blow shit up, unless you're a terrorist, fuck you. Cinco De Mayo is totally a fake holiday, get over it, and plus nobody cares about your independence this is America. If you care about Mexico's independence that means you're an illegal, so get the hell out. Okay that was harsh, but seriously, Russia doesn't celebrate the 4th of July do they? They probably don't even have calendars or know the concept of time over there yet. Peter the Great, R.I.P.

Should you use shampoo every day? I heard that's not good? I don't understand why that's not good but I'm scared to use it on Saturdays because I always remember it's been 6 days in a row, I may die if I use it today. So I stick with the body wash. But then your hair is all dirty, that's so annoying, I might risk it one day and go 7 days in a row. Do old people shower?

Why can a 10 year old go down a slide and look normal, but a 22 year old tries walking up a tube slide full of piss and everyone thinks he's a weirdo? I don't get the world at all. We drive on parkways and park on driveways. Seriously, wt fuck.

As a runner myself, I am amazed how black people are obviously much faster and have all of the world records. However, they walk slower than time. I think this is why they are fast, they conserve their energy in walking and save it for when they need to run.

I saw a squirrel go up a tree the other day, man I wish I could do that! I always try but then I fall down. Some people think I'm weird, I think I'm a pioneer. We have to start thinking outside the box.

One addition, why do people pray before they eat? God is the one that made us have to eat to survive? So we're thanking him for food that we need to live. I just say well if we didn't have food then that woulda been a dick move by God!