Summer is great because when you make a snowman in your yard, you know you'll be the only one in the neighborhood to have one. Also, it's not cold and you want ice cream. But getting ice cream isn't that easy when you try to steal 40 pounds worth from a local shop. Besides the robot guards securing the vanilla, you'd be lucky to get by the laser shooting panda guarding the chocolate. A black guy secured the cherry ice cream, the most wanted of the ice creams. Nobody messes with a black guy. So I won't steal ice cream.
My dog got hit by another car. We laughed it off again, at least he still has a leg. We shoulda got a cow, they don't run in the road or at all for that matter, and they make milk. One time we almost bought a cat. Owning a home is tough work and only some can do it, especially when you're home is made of straw and you live by a damn wolf. It would suck even worse if you lived on a canoe and it was always windy. You'd have little room to begin with and would probably tip over. Or what if your house was built and they forgot to put in a bathroom, that would just suck! Man, homeless people do have it easy after all. They can pee wherever they want and I would love to live outside a dunkin donuts.
I woke up today with an idea, "I'm going to brush my teeth before I eat breakfast" Dumb, idea because my waffles tasted like fluoride and my milk tasted minty. I wonder if Jesus brushed his teeth? He probably didn't have to, I mean the guy walked on water.
It would be nice if we had 3 arms but I wonder how you'd use it. Would it be like where your chest is or like on one of the sides? Well then you'd need 4 arms but how would you move it, you'd have to like jump and it would flop around or something.
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