Stairway to Hell

If dogs could talk they would sound like Owen Wilson. Chiwawas would sound like George Lopez. That new movie hit it right on the head!

Why do creepy people look creepy? You got guys walking into the grocery store who haven't shaved since there were 13 and have hair down to their waist. Do they wake up in the morning and say, "damn I look good today! No need to change anything at all or shower for that matter." No wonder their only friends are fellow creeps (they don't travel in packs).

Sorry, but women playing sports is the worst thing to witness. It is thrilling to see them perform conventional layups or attempt to catch a softball with a glove that isn't even big enough. Okay, that is fun to watch... hmm I guess girls playing sports is alright after all.

Why did fanny packs go out of style? Probably the most genius invention of the 20th century has quickly gone from convenient to lame. I see no problem in wearing one, they hold many useful items.

Comparing apples and oranges doesn't seem that far fetched to me. Imagine a color blind woman with wrinkly fingers, she would agree they look and feel the same. Also both are fruits and I mean seriously, that's not comparable? How about comparing Rosie O' Donnell to talent. That is impossible.

Technology is getting better and better. I can't wait for the day that Illegal Mexicans can do everything for us.